This Girl’s 22 Rules for Her Boyfriend are Unbelievably HARSH

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We’re not sure what this guy did to put himself in the dog house, but we can safely say that no relationship is worth salvaging if your girl gives you a list of 22 crazy rules to obey… with a death threat thrown in for good measure!

Initially posted by a Twitter user who says he found the list in a used car he bought, he removed it when his girlfriend started being harassed after readers thought she wrote them.

Thou Shalt Not…

  1. You are NOT to have a single girls phone number
  2. You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram, Snapchat, and Twitter)
  3. You are NOT to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere public)
  4. You are NOT to go to Honda without me
  5. You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week
  6. You are NOT to look at a single girl
  7. If girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away
  8. Mo is to NOT hang out (with) us every time we hang out
  9. You are NOT to ask for h–d
  10. You are NOT to get mad at me about a single thing ever again
  11. You are NOT to bring up Tyler, Noah, Deven, or Josh ever again
  12. You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you
  13. I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please
  14. If we move in there are NEVER to be girls at our house
  15. If we move in together your friends will RARELY be allowed over
  16. If I catch you around girls I kill you
  17. You are NOT to ditch me for your friends
  18. Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU!
  19. We are to go on a legit date once every two weeks at least
  20. If I say jump you say “how high princess”
  21. You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so I know you’re not messing around
  22. You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back.

Our Well-Thought-Out Advice

We have some very simple advice for the boyfriend if he is still trying to make this relationship work: RUN!