Dead Giveaways That You’re Over the Hill


20. You Dress for Comfort, Not Style

over the hill

When you’re young, you’ll wear high heels, skinny jeans, or whatever else the fashion trend gods see fit to decree. But as you get older, your feet hurt, things sag that used to be perky, and you just don’t have time for any of that nonsense anymore. As long as you’re clean, comfortable, and decently covered, you consider it a win.